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I love to cook, collect and try new recipes. I'm always in search of the perfect meal, the perfect glass of wine, the perfect cup of coffee. Some people eat to live...but I live to eat.
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Server: What can I get you to drink?
Me: What kind of soda do you have?
Server: We have Coke products.
Me: Meaning products of the Coca-Cola Company?
Server: Um. Yes.
Me: Do you carry all of their products?
Server: I ... don't know. We have Coke, Diet Coke and Sprite.
Me: So just those three?
Server: Yes.
Me: So no Pibb?
Server: No, sir.
Me: No Mello Yello?
Server: No.
Me: Because, you know, those are both products of the Coca-Cola Company.
Server: I ... guess, but ...
Me: No, they are.
Server: OK. Well, we don't have those.
Me: No Barq's root beer?
Server: No.
Me: Cherry Coke?
Server: [heavy sigh] No.
Me: Dr. Pepper? Surge? Fresca?
Server: ...
Me: So just the Coke, the Diet Coke and the Sprite, then?
Server: Yes.
Me: So, really, what you have is a small sampling of the full range of Coca-Cola products.
Server: ...
Me: ...
Server: What can I get for you to drink?
Me: I'll have an iced tea.
