When asked, the babysitter said she’d hit the tequila and beer while keeping an eye on the kids. Her purse contained, to much surprise, some pot and a pipe. Besides probably being out of a job, she’s also facing charges of child endangering, drug possession, assault, and not being at all like the naughty babysitters on Showtime’s late-night schedule. (via Drunk Babysitter Accused of Hitting Autistic Child, Being Drunk | Scene and Heard: Scene’s News Blog)