When asked, the babysitter said she’d hit the tequila and beer while keeping an eye on the kids. Her purse contained, to much surprise, some pot and a pipe. Besides probably being out of a job, she’s also facing charges of child endangering, drug possession, assault, and not being at all like the naughty babysitters on Showtime’s late-night schedule. (via Drunk Babysitter Accused of Hitting Autistic Child, Being Drunk | Scene and Heard: Scene’s News Blog)
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Guy Food: Make Your Own Limoncello
You can make your own liquid sunshine! All you need is lemons, sugar, and vodka.
You’ve enjoyed it after dinner, you’ve seen Danny DeVito make an ass of himself over it, and now you’ve got the recipe! Sure, you can buy it at any decent liquor store, but it’s so easy to make, a homemade batch is totally worth the effort!
First, wash and dry some lemons. The more you use, the more lemony it will taste. Zest them with a microplane grater, but be careful to avoid the bitter white pith. A vegetable peeler will work in a pinch, too.
Next, place the zest in a glass jar and fill with a bottle of your favorite vodka - preferably 100 proof. Seal it. Now let it steep at least two weeks, giving it a shake daily. By the end, the peels will lose their color, and the liquid will be bright yellow and aromatic.
Strain the whole thing through a double layer of cheesecloth into a clean jar or bowl. Make sure to squeeze out those last delicious drops! Now pour in another bottle of vodka. Woohoo!
Set that aside and combine sugar and water in a saucepan over medium heat until the sugar is dissolved and the syrup comes to a boil. Remove from heat and let cool. Once cool, add syrup to infused vodka.
Using a funnel, pour this bit of deliciousness into sterilized bottles, seal tightly, and let rest at least one week in the freezer. Further aging will smooth out the flavors even more.
Now invite your friends, pop open a few bottles, and show them how cool you are!
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